CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Your penis caused this!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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