Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
