Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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