i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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