I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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