I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize