you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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