Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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