Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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