on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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