its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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