I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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