I met the friendliest cop last night
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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