You just made me feel so damn special
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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