the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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