she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Drake has all the answers
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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