Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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