He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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