It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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