I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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