: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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