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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Kareoke will never be a sober sport

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.

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  I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops

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• (801): View more from Utah

  For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?

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  stop. eating. my. shrooms.

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