jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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