Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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