I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
