Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
