Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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