I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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