i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he fucked my hip out of place.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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