Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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