This girl is more easily done than said...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
