hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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