Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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