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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text

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(704): View more from North Carolina

dude, you're being a jerk.

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sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.

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(631): View more from New York

Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?

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(972): View more from Texas

He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round

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(504): View more from Louisiana

There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.

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(516): View more from New York

just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online

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