thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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