Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i think im in europe. pls send help
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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