gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
