it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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