doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He has the fingertips of a God
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