Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He kissed a someone with a penis
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
