god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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