Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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