He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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