Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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