is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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