3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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