i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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