All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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