I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I think your dad took our porno
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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