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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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