Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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