i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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